Jenny was green
Not yet 17
But wiser than her years
She'd help all the men who she'd not see again
To [bad word] their fears
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pirate bride
I searched all the seven seas
For women of fire and lusty desire
bonny pirate bride for me
Alice was fine and loved her wine
She knew just how to sigh
And only got [bad word] a few times a month
And days that end in "y"
Carrie would sneeze and probably had fleas
Her health was not so fair
What she lacked in mirth she made up in girth
And lots and lots of hair
pirate bride
pirate bride
I searched all the seven seas
For women of fire and lusty desire
bonny pirate bride for me
Peggy would limp and look like a chimp
Her legs were made of wood
But after we drank she no longer stank
And rather looked quite good
pirate bride
pirate bride
I searched all the seven seas
For women of fire and lusty desire
bonny pirate bride for me
bonny pirate bride for me