I'm not a [bad word]  I just love love

Tell me something new
Cause I've heard this
Okay I'll [bad word] you
little taste test
You'll be my little friend
You'll be my little friend
You'll be my little friend

And they think we fall in love
But that's not it
Just want to get some
Ain't that some sh*t
You'll be my little friend
You'll be my little friend
You'll be my little friend
Yeah, yeah yeah

I got a little piece of you-hoo
And it's just like woo-hoo
Wham Bam thank you Ma'am
Boo-hoo
I'm a [bad word] like you
You say you're looking for a foo-ool
And I'm just like "me too"
I'm gonna let ya know the [bad word] 
I'm a [bad word] like you

Sitting with my friends
And we're picking who we might let in
Them boys are starving
They're just our little friend
They're just our little friend
They're just our little friend

Listen you little [bad word] 
You think you call the shots
I just bought you some
Drink up your ride's gone
This might be fun
You're now my little friend
You're now my little friend
You're now my little friend
Yeah, yeah yeah

I got a little piece of you-hoo
And it's just like woo-hoo
Wham Bam thank you Ma'am
Boo-hoo
I'm a [bad word] like you
You say you're looking for a foo-ool
And I'm just like "me too"
I'm gonna let ya know the [bad word] 
I'm a [bad word] like you

You don't win a prize with your googly eyes
I'm not a cracker jack
You can't go inside
Unless I let you Jack... or Sam
F*ck what's your name again?
You [bad word] now
You caveman sit down
You shh [bad word] it, wow
Check please

I, I've got a little piece of you
And it's just like woo
Wham Bam thank you Ma'am
Boo-hoo
I'm a [bad word] like you
Woo-hoo
Looks like the joke's on you-hoo
So go home and cry like boo-hoo
I'm a [bad word] like you

I got a little piece of you-hoo
And it's just like woo-hoo
Wham Bam thank you Ma'am
Boo-hoo
I'm a [bad word] like you
You say you're looking for a foo-ool
And I'm just like "me too"
I'm gonna let ya know the [bad word] 
I'm a [bad word] like you, [bad word] like you