Buildin' a shelter before the night, 
Or prepare for *sheep bahs* the fight of your life. 
This is minecraft, misadventures, 
We try to survive but we fit to contrive. 

Minecraft thats what it is 
game that makes everybody hiss, 
Your life is hollow and you have nothing to do, 
Well Minecraft is the right game for you. 

Minecraft my best mate, 
Almost no time to [bad word]  
Lookin' for diamond mining deeper and deeper, 
And suddenly your kamikazed by a Creeper.
 
Minecraft thats what it is 
game that makes everybody hiss, 
Your life is hollow and you have nothing to do, 
Well Minecraft is the right game for you.