The [bad word] came back the very next day
 Oh, the [bad word] came back thought she was a goner
 But, the [bad word] came back she couldn't stay away
 Don't you know the [bad word] came back?

 I like her so much better when she's down on her knees
 'Cause when she's in my face that's when I'm starting to see
 That all my friends are laughing thinking that we belong
 Well she's so [bad word]  stupid that she's singing along

 The trouble with girls is they're all the same
 Forget the diamonds and pearls they just want a ring
 Before you know it you're like a dog on a leash
 Well you can try and change the world but you won't change me

 The [bad word] came back the very next day
 Oh, the [bad word] came back thought she was a goner
 But, the [bad word] came back she couldn't stay away
 Don't you know the [bad word] came back?
 There she goes again just always breaking my balls
 No matter what I do somehow it's always my fault
 She says I must be cheating cause I turned off my phone
 But that's the only frickin way she'll leave me alone

 The trouble with girls is never enough
 Love [bad word] and they never shut up
 Like to tell you the way it ought to be
 Go on and tell the world just don't tell me

 The [bad word] came back the very next day
 Oh, the [bad word] came back thought she was a goner
 But, the [bad word] came back she couldn't stay away
 Don't you know the [bad word] came back?

 It ain't a joke when I say I wanna throw you out 
 (I really mean it) (I really mean it)
 Well look who's laughing now
 The [bad word] came, the [bad word] came back
 The [bad word] came, the [bad word] came back
 The [bad word] came, the [bad word] came back
 She just couldn't stay away

 The [bad word] came back the very next day
 Oh, the [bad word] came back thought she was a goner
 But, the [bad word] came back she won't stay the [bad word] away

 The [bad word] came back the very next day
 Oh, the [bad word] came back thought she was a goner
 But, the [bad word] came back she couldn't stay away
 Don't you know the [bad word] came back (X2)