[Verse 2]
I don't like to boast
But our [bad word] are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam
(She won't, she won't)
So if you have fear, Apollo
Sit on my lyre, and
Play 'em like a piano, man
(I will, I will)

 [bad word] 
Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin [bad word] hookers, and cheap gin

 [bad word] 
I think I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me and Mary Jane Holland tonight

 [bad word] 
Mary! Jane! Holland!
Mary! Jane! Holland!

[Bridge]
I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright, because
I am rich as [bad word] 
When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth
The grass heats up my insides and my [bad word] starts to sprout
Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland!

 [bad word]