You think you know, but you have no idea
 This is the diary of a breathing onomatopoeia

 Now here's another broken link for anyone who thinks my life's together
 I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather
 God's placed a permanent dark cloud above my head
 But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella
 Well thank ya fella,
 How considerate
 I'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates
 Today's forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rain
 So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and
 Flash a devilish grin
 That'll make the most masculine Men skeptical of his existence
 And when the rain begins, I take a seat to retire and admire the spectacle
 From a distance
 For instance, there was this cat the other day shootin me ice grills
 But when I looked, he looked the other way
 Now any other day
 Wouldn't let this type of [bad word] bother me
 Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy
 So finally I stepped to him
 Kindly disrespected him
 Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him
 He broke down in tears talking about how God neglected him

 Make this rain go away
 Things would be much better
 I swear, I swear
 If the sun [bad word] out today
 Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,

 And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen ego
 Then pop pop went my [bad word]  I never thought 19 yrs after my first breath I'd be in art school surrounded
 By corny [bad word] debating who's more depressed
 I'm 21 now, and still can't deal with what's real
 But I'll be damned if I give up and settles for pills
 Daddy taught me better
 Mommy taught me how to crack 40's and jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters
 And one time my mother changes
 So I'm in the rain waiting
 For the flood gates to open
 Impersonating my favorite VH1 Behind the Music tragedy
 Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before
 I'm PH balanced
 For the floor? But strong enough to stay a float
 And doggy paddle long enough to catch that
 Life preserver rope
 And then I'll be on a parallel ladder laughing like,
 [bad word] my man, for the love of Pete what happened

 And finally I step to you
 Kindly disrespect you
 Looked you dead in the eyes and analyzed how it affected you
 Watch you break down in tears talking about how God neglected you
 Misdirected the definition of pitiful

 Make this rain go away
 Things would be much better
 I swear, I swear
 If the sun [bad word] out today
 Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,

 Yo, you ever watch a whole day wash away like your
 Very last match that got wet the second you [bad word] it
 Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick bucket all you want,
 cigarette that never mattered's all you stuck with

 You ever watch a whole day wash away like your
 Very last match that got wet the second you [bad word] it
 Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick bucket all you want,
 cigarette that never mattered's all you stuck with

 Make this rain go away
 Things would be much better
 I swear, I swear
 If the sun [bad word] out today
 Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,

 You think you know, but you have no idea
 This is the diary of a breathing onomatopoeia