Sitting on a [bad word] 
Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet
Me and teddy rockspins stirring up [bad word] egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins suck-a [bad word] buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids ash roth be the king of the blumpkins any tim duncan spur of the moment let the whole world know [bad word] [bad word] jump ship quick tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

Kinda like the blonde bob saget ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted [bad word] with your words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it
Yea get your wii fit to practice your fris with
Need a few weeks before you [bad word] with
Razor ramone flow o' so sharp
You can take Kapowski
I'm a take lark on my go-kart

Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth now [bad word] 
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over [bad word] 
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, [bad word]  Cheeto's be my choice of chip I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my simpson and split

Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on yea I'm a dork but i'm still holding court balled up balla
Y'all take to long get dolled up
Give a [bad word] if I look like I just woke up
Who'm I tryin to impress
Honey in the sundress
With the [bad word] lucious
Just sent me a text
OMG your the B-E-est
If you tryna have  I'm the best at it