fuhsū tadayou haitoku no yakata
kyō mo [bad word] saigo no bansan
minoke mo yodatsu ryōri no kazu kazu
hitori kui [bad word] onna no egao
kanojo no namae wa Banika Conchita
katsute kono yo no bishoku o kiwameta
sono hate ni kanojo ga motometa nowa
kyūkyoku ni [bad word] shikō no akujiki

uyamai tamae yo
warera ga idai na Conchita
kono sekai no shokumotsu wa
subete ga anata no tame ni [bad word] 

kurai tsukuse kono yo no subete
ibukuro niwa mada mada aki ga [bad word] 
ao jiroku kagayku mōdoku
main dish no spice ni saiteki♥
hone no zui made shaburi tsukuse
tarinakereba sara nimo kaburi tsuke
 [bad word] o kake [bad word] shifuku
bansan wa madamada owaranai

kotoshi ni haitte jūgo nin me no
okakae kokku ga kō itte kita
"soro soro ohima o morae masen ka?"
mattaku tsukaenu yatsura bakari ne
uyamai tamae yo
warera ga idai na Conchita
uragiri mono niwa
mukui o ukete itadaki mashō

kurai tsukuse kono yo no subete
kyō no menu wa tokubetsu sei nano
ao jiroku kagayaku mōhatsu
hors d'oeuvre no salad ni chōdo ī♥
hone no zui made shaburi tsukuse
tarinakereba "okawari" sureba ī
chotto soko no [bad word] san
anata wa donna aji ga [bad word] kashira?

itsushika yakata wa monuke no kara ni
nan nimo nai shi daremo mō inai
sore demo kanojo wa motome tsuzuketa
kyūkyoku ni [bad word] shikō no akujiki

kurai tsukuse kono yo no subete
kanojo wa mizukara no migite o mite
 [bad word] shizuka ni hoho enda

"mada [bad word] mono [bad word] ja nai"

Conchita no saigo no akujiki
shokuzai wa sō kanojo jishin
shoku o kiwameta sono karada no
aji [bad word] mono wa sude ni inai