When I saw her for the first time I knew my life was changed
She walked into my life and it was never the same again
She walked across the bar to my table
And she asked if I could spear a [bad word] Yes for [bad word] sake woman! How many do you want to have?

I don’t care what they say
I don’t care what they do
I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with you

I saw her for the last time that very same day
She drank up all my beer and then she walked away
She walked across the bar towards the door
And I will never ever see her again
Oi! For [bad word] sake woman! That wasn’t my plan…oh no!