Today is your birthday and the cake
Is on fire

Send back those invitations
Ignore the infomation
There will be no
Partaking in this useless
Celebration

Won't sing that silly number
It makes me numb and number
Another reminder one step
Closer to six feet under

Today is your birthday and the cake
Is on fire

I'm an endangered species
Life is a fatal disease
The plot unfolds drastic
Changes take hold you're
Pushing 90

The genesis was easy
The end is hard to stomach
real living human being
Can only take so much

Today is your birthday and the cake
Is on fire

Unhappy birthday to you

I should be optimistic
Somehow I must have missed it
The light at the end of the tunnel
Blinded me with vision

Send back those invitations
Ignore the information
There will be no partaking
In this useless celebration

Today is your birthday and the cake
Is on fire

Inhappy birthday

It's ok
Just relax
Make wish
Take a breath
There's a fire in the room
Blow it out your [bad word] [bad word] 
Except the one that keeps you young

Who gives a [bad word] anyway
It's just another day
Don't want your gifts anyway
What a day
Who gives a [bad word] anyway
It's just a piece of cake
It makes me sick anyway
What a day
What a day