She had crosses for eyes not diamonds, 
And they called her the Queen of the damned, 
Wi' a dodgy tattoo on her shoulder, 
All she wants is her boy in the band. 

Oh I came in at 2 with a 10, I woke up at 10 with a 2, 
What state was I in? youre as ugly as sin, 
I can't believe that I went home with you. 

Tho' I only stopped in for the one, 
girl I must've swallowed a tonne, 
After the first two or three you still looked rough to me, 
So I switched from the beer to [bad word]  
 [bad word] 

Oh curse me for havin' the horn, 
curse me for ever bein' born, 
I shoulda gone straight home & left the [bad word] alone, 
I woulda been a better man in the morn, 
 [bad word] 

That's my story, that's all there's to tell, 
I've a ras & I don't feel too well, 
When love reared its ugly head i shoulda quit it's horrid bed, 
Ripped my arm out & ran like bloody [bad word]