I'm so torn, I'm almost numb,
Caught between two girls and a tongue.
This is some freaky [bad word] 
But I must admit 
I never stopped loving you.

Please don't be afraid of me, 
I'm the girl you loved, Hannah B.
Don't let Charlotte off the hook.
She used that evil book and stole my identity.

Is this the [bad word]  or is this a lie?

Oh Curtis, just look into my eyes!

Loves is heaven, love is [bad word]  
Will these feelings last? 
Only time will tell.
It takes the good and bad right out of me,
To make you see,
That you're "not" my destiny.
Loves is heaven, love is [bad word]  
Will these feelings last? 
Only time will tell.

Better give this ultimatum: 
I'm so bored with [bad word] 
I wanna hold you tenderly and pleasure you orally
What will your answer be?

You're gonna have to accept it Todd, 
You're my friend and that is all!
We're not two birds of a feather, 
We'll never flock together…
Why can't you let me go?

Loves is heaven, love is [bad word]  
Will these feelings last? 
Only time will tell.
It takes the good and bad right out of me,
To make you see,
That you're "not" my destiny.
Loves is heaven, love is [bad word]  
Will these feelings last? 
Only time will tell.

I've used the book, to get what I want.
There's one major glitch, that's driving me nuts!
Every one is singing with so much passion!
I [bad word] hate musicals, so proletarian.
I got to take it up a notch, 
Before my plan is botched.
I'll blame Hannah for it, 
She'll be in such deep [bad word]   [bad word] that old evil feelin' once again!

Loves is heaven, love is [bad word]  
Will these feelings last? 
Only time will tell.
It takes the good and bad right out of me,
To make you see,
That you're "not" my destiny.

Sad an unloved is what I am. 
Jenny banished me to loser land . 
Gonna die a lonely dude. 
Whoa I think my [bad word] just moved, 
Who the [bad word] is that?

Loves is heaven, love is [bad word]  
Will these feelings last? 
Only time will tell.
It takes the good and bad right out of me,
To make you see,
That you're "not" my destiny.