Baby, for years you've been saying
"Why don't you write me a song?"
And I've been like
"I don't know! 'Cause I'm not inspired to write you song but last night I decided I'm GONNA' FREAKIN' DO THIS"

We've been together, for so long
And you always asked me why I never wrote a song
All about you, about our love, and about how you're the only one I'm thinking of
I've been writing all night
And I
I got it just right

HERE WE GO!

You talk too much
You never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore
You drool
You talk in your sleep
Can't get a night's rest until your 6 feet deep!
I promised you forever, but we both know, we're never gonna' get along

YOU WANT IT
YOU GOT IT
HERE'S YOUR FREAKIN' SONG!

And all my homies, have always said
"Whatcha' doin' with that girl? She's [bad word] up in the head!"
My mom don't like you
My dad don't too
And my brother says you look like a guy from "Who's Scadoo"
I'm just keepin' it real
This is just how I feel!

HERE WE GO!

You talk too much
You never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore
You drool
You talk in your sleep
Can't get a night's rest until your 6 feet deep!
I promised you forever, but we both know, we're never gonna' get along

YOU WANT IT
YOU GOT IT
HERE'S YOUR FREAKIN' SONG!

I can't talk or you get [bad word] 
Used to dream I don't exist!
I say YES and you say NO!
Like any [bad word]  gotta' go!
With all the [bad word] that we've been through!
This is the best that I can do!
Can I still get lucky tonight?

Please?

I'm using manners and everything, I uh
I, I hope you like this song, I spent a lot of time on it
But I've been sp OH! There's Erik!
Just playin' I didn't really spend a lot of time on this
But uh This is the [bad word] 

You talk too much
You never shut up
Everything I do for you is never enough
You snore
You drool
You talk in your sleep
Can't get a night's rest until your 6 feet deep!
I promised you forever, but we both know, we're never gonna' get along

YOU WANT IT
YOU GOT IT
HERE'S YOUR FREAKIN' SONG! (x4)

YOU WANT IT
YOU GOT IT

OK, Yeah I don't know why this is still going
I anticipated this be 3 minutes long
It's still going Here I don't know what's happening
Anyway that's this song that I wrote for you and it
OK evidently it's over now I don't know
I have no idea on the timing of it or anything
I uh
Boy, This is sort of an awkward moment here
I uh
Uh
I'm going to be honest I have to pee
*Laughs*