Intro (Midi Mighty Moe): 
This song is about da Midi Mighty Moe 
This about some creature that is Moe In the Midi Moe Mighty and in general more Than you thought 
it was It's da Midi Mighty Moe and [bad word] mega 

Panic: 
The Midi Mighty Moe, hard to capture with logic 
Yeah, it's tragic 
you never get it's magic 
The size of a potatoe, it always hungry, 
probably ate your socks 
now you're late to work, 
haha, jerk! 
Now listen, lettin' things lie around now you miss'em 
Where you haven't given them the attention they deserve 
Now da Midi Mighty Moe hits the curve

Midi Mighty Moe: 
The Midi Mighty Moe gots to serve 
The Midi Mighty Moe gots to serve 
The Midi Mighty Moe hits da turf, hits da turf, gots the nerve 
 [bad word]  
The Midi Mighty Moe What's da mission, what's, what's da mission 
The Midi Mighty Moe What's da mission, what's, what's da mission 
The Midi Mighty Moe That's the one who creates da flow 
The Midi Mighty Moe Although you can't see'em no mo´ he's there, oh yo! 
The Midi Mighty Moe Except when you pee'em in slow mo 
The Midi Mighty Moe 
Yeah that's the trick I know it sounds sick 

Ricardo Prosetti: 
Conquest the Quest of the marvelous 
Hiding even thoughts of them spoken death 
I´m crawlin down the wall while you take ya rest 
You won´t recognise Mr. Mastersnatch 
Ninja the Spy, with his past to hide 
Sneakin in, robbin out - destroy your theft device 
Takin all yo Honey, stealin all your nuts 
In your aquarium is nothing left but studs. 

Snuggles: 
Yeah, Midi Mighty Moe, i think its time to go, 
from side to side he rolls, what is he fighting for? 
a tiny creature with the depth of a black hole! 
Spiny features: the essence of tadpoles. 
No matter what he [bad word] and goes, 
dark-matter splatter take-away he [bad word] our souls. 
Ah, a chestnut in the fire of creation, 
the best nut he never tires of creation! 

Midi Mighty Moe: 
Creepin' down with my boots too tight Boots too tight, Boots too tight 
Eat my honey you tried to hide Tried too hide, tried too hide 
Creepin' down with my boots too tight Boots too tight, Boots too tight 
Eat my honey you tried to hide Tried too hide, tried too hide