[Alien]
I am Sir Dogg, DPG [bad word] .. and I hate water.
I never learned to swim....
AAAAH! PUT ME DOWN!!!! Let go of my leg!!!
I HATE WATER!!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!!! AAAAH!!!!!

[Snoop]
Now matter where I go, you got'cha eyes on me,
And everybody sittin' around waitin' on me,
Show us how you do it Uncle Snoopy,
So fluid wit' your technique, y'all niggaz gon' respect me,
Man, I been doin' dis' [bad word] before I even learned how to crawl though,
Gettin' interviewed by [bad word] like Geraldo,
And niggaz wanna know if I smoke Newports or Marlboros?
Man, I'm [bad word]  wit' dat real [bad word]  [bad word] can you feel dis'?
I make dat [bad word] for the realest of millions,
While I'm wheelin' and dealin' and feelin the feelin',
Hmm... and oh what a relief it is,
That Snoop is back in dis [bad word] handlin' his biz,
Takin' care of his kids and makin' hits, oh [bad word] 
There it is again, you never know if your career might flop, fizz
So, stay on your toes and keep a pair wit'cha foes,
And keep a set of new hoes and floatin' and tie da bow, [bad word] these niggaz and peep out Whitey Ro (?),
Somebody told? Well then, somebody gettin' rolled on,
And that's usually how the scenario rolls on,
Baby girl said she wanna keep her clothes on,
She either [bad word]  gettin' stole on or gotta stroll home,
Well number one, keep your hand on your gun,
And don't (don't) [bad word]  [bad word]  anyone (anyone, one, one.....)

Ohh... you can't [bad word] nobody baby.... you can't even [bad word] your own Mama!!!
This is Snoopy Collins.... [bad word] no one.... especially a [bad word] ...
Or even a [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] ... Yo Ha!!!!

T-R-U-S-T in me, I'm y but I'm [bad word] 
The homies in the hood call me Lil' Bo Peep,
And you da type a [bad word] I been dyin' ta meet,
So Snoopy, what'chu tryin' to do?
Now hold on lil' mama, ain't no reason for me to lie to you,
Now what I'm tryin' to do, and what I'm gon' do,
Is hit this bud, I got a wife at home, [bad word] I ain't lookin' for none, you might got kids for cuz, or down wit' bud
Pushin' them dubs, look here cuz,
Lemme tell you how it's gon' be
If I was broke loc, these [bad word] wouldn't want me
I'm tellin' you the good-god [bad word]  you want proof?
Ask them hoes over there, "Y'all wanna [bad word] Snoop?" (yeah!)
We'll take the money and the game away,
I bet they won't say the same that day,
But it's okay, cuz I don't trip,
Cuz  [bad word] ain't [bad word] but hoes and tricks",
I thought I told you, [bad word] I'm a soulja,
East side, long beach, gang-bang roller,
From the solar, cuz this, is it,
Can ya dig it? (I can dig it!!!)
Jelly Roll pulled a rabbit out his hat,
I pull a strap out my [bad word]  back (Aaah!), cuz I know it's like dat,
I'm in a meetin' wit' these white folks talkin' bread,
They want a contract on a [bad word] till' I'm dead,
If I don't sign they gon' turn me over to the feds,
They [bad word] me out, now I'm pinch-hittin' for the Reds,
But I'm a Dodger blue, so I gotta keep it [bad word] 
I gotta [bad word]  [bad word] we long gone,
I'm realizin', justizin', visualizin',
Rip-ridin', put mines in,
Takin' this game to the next level, [bad word]  no one, especially them Red Devils,
Keep ya head level, hand on my get-up,
Stay on the red-up, pimpin' ain't easy, but there's a whole lot of fed-up,
And like I told you from the get-go, don't [bad word] no one (no one, no one),
And like I told you from the getti, don't [bad word] no one...

[Alien]
OH NO!!! YOU DID IT AGAIN!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!