Staying Single (исполнитель: The Jane Austen Argument)
Everyone I flirt with has another lover, I discover Or they want to keep me for eternity. Everyone I sleep with have a pre-existing [bad word] Or need a place to live with urgency And where's the fun in that? No thanks I think I'm staying single... The ants go marching two-by-two into the night without emerging Urging me to stay at home and watch TV And at five AM I hear them screaming empty words devoid of meaning It could be [bad word] or agony And where's the fun in that?! I think I'm staying single. And at night there's nothing finer Than being home with wine And I'm ignoring all the signs of my own nunnery But if someone were to love me They might hold that love above me And I'd never get enough of all their want and need Theyd play the game and then I'd lose I'd rip it up and kill the mood And then I'd give them attitude No way I think I'm staying single. [bad word] you! Oh wait. No, let's not Cos I'm staying single Keep yourself to yourself I am staying single I don't really care if you're in an open relationship, That still means you're taken, [bad word] I am staying single You left me for a midget [bad word] So I'm staying single You took all of my money and ran away to Canberra What the [bad word] is the point of Canberra as a city anyway? I'm staying single (audience contributions) Your name was Craig...