Life ain’t a cakewalk, it’s a waltz
Oh but they’re playing my music out of time
Life ain’t the Love Boat, it’s a barge
And it’s sinking, someone throw me a line

Luck ain’t a lady
Life is a [bad word] I may never get wealthy 
But I’ll always be rich
Rolling with the punches again

Life ain’t a banquet, it’s a feast
But it always leaves me hungry for more
Love isn’t fattening but it’s sweet
And it’s hard for me to walk out the door

Luck ain’t a lady
Life is a [bad word] I may never get wealthy
But I’ll always be rich
Rolling with the punches again