Your eyes are open, you can't see
Lying there out of your tree
Your knees are flipping on the floor
Your mouth ain't making sense no more
 
real hero, a real zero
You know his name he's the bozo
 
Your boring waffle gets me down
Grab your hat and get out of town
Why do you always want to gab,
Sling your hook I aint your dad
 
real hero, a real zero
I know your name, you're the bozo
 
You tell those awful bloody jokes
Pulling bloody awful strokes
You're groping everbodies bint
You never buy a [bad word] drink
 
real hero, a real zero
You're everywhere, your the bozo
 
I curse the day you were [bad word] born