Drinkin' beer in the hot sun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I needed  and I got mine
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
The law don't mean [bad word] if you've got the right friends
That's how this [bad word] 
Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I blew George & Harvey's brains out with my six-gun
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
Gonna write my book and make a million
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan
My cop friends think that's fine
You can get away with murder if you've got a badge
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won
I fought the law and I won

I am the law
So I won