[Baby Cryin', Scary music, laughin' voice .. ]

Good evening, and [bad word] to Eazy's playhouse, 
you stupid [bad word] 

[a low bass metal voice .. ]

Now that you got the album, 
what the [bad word] are you gonna do with it, [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] ...

Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain't no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my [bad word] I'm gonna hold it
And walk around the stage and
If you [bad word] up I'm goin' to get my gage and
Unload the barrel and lough
Cuz I'm puttin' led in your [bad word]  [bad word] Psychopathic, but the ho's are attracted
Because when I'm on hard my [bad word] s at least a yard
In the days of old I was a nut
Now I need at least 3 ho's when I [bad word] Cuz I do a check, nut 1 nut 2
Then I save my nut for when there's nothin' else to do
You're used to the crew, [bad word] Cuz I would never quit
As soon as you think that's it I'm still talkin' [bad word] 
I told you that [bad word] was crazy
boy, that's my boy, godamnit

I got a fable that you need to listen to
It's a funky little rhyme about a [bad word] or a two
One Sharone and the other one Shine
I want to nut but which one do I want?
Shine said Eazy let me [bad word] you blind
And Sharon said I want to blow your mind
I said [bad word] it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I'll [bad word] the biggest one
And then I get the other [bad word] put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Get out to tick it, I do it like that
So I told the ho's to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, I'z wide and said
Here's what I'm gonna put inside
Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let's wreck it
But I won't love you,
When I'm done I'd still be talkin' [bad word] ...

That boy'z good
Yeah that boy's good
That [bad word] z talkin' all kinds of [bad word] I used to get [bad word] like eazy here and every day
You're [bad word]  lyin'
How you know I'm [bad word]  lyin'?
You're lyin', your [bad word] can't get hard ..
Oh, suck my [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] you lied
Who you're talkin' to..?
...

[Dre:] Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut that [bad word] 
HEY YO YELLA BOY! LET'S REWIND IT!

Niggaz don't see I'm a 100% legit
And you know it ain't about all that [bad word] It's about [bad word]  this [bad word] and that [bad word] But not the [bad word] with the 7 day itch, like that ho'
Just throwin' me the [bad word] She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter [bad word] on the gang move, to skizz me
Just to say "I got [bad word] by Eazy"
So I slapped the ho' like a pimp
I might be a women-beater but I'm not a [bad word] eater
So when the [bad word] hits the fan it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talkin' about
All of ya'll can just suck my [bad word] You can quote me now cuz I'm still talkin' [bad word] ..

The boy's good, I told you the boy's good
The [bad word] has talent
You don't know a [bad word] thing
Yeah, I like that part, bring that [bad word] back one more time, Maestro
I can do the bagaloo
That old [bad word] did'nt play out in 1967 ...
Hey [bad word] you, [bad word] you ..