Mom and Dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed,
"Please don't go"

 [bad word] ]
Gramma take me home (8x)

I had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff that I
Couldn't chew my meat too good

 [bad word]  8X]
Gramma take me home

They said if I couldn't stop cryin'
To go outside and ride your bike
That's what I did, I kicked my toe

 [bad word]  8X]
Gramma take me home

After dinner I had ice cream
I fell asleep and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms

 [bad word]  20X]
Gramma take me home