Oh, the moon was full 
 In the color of blood 
 The night the Werewolves came 
 To the Vampire Club 
 wolf named Jake tried to show off 
 He walked up to Bella with his shirt off. 
 Well, he recognized a Vampire 
 From his school 
 He said something that was 
 Most uncool, 
 "Hey, Pretty Boy, with the Sparkly skin! 
 I'm gonna steal your girl, 
 'Cause I hate your kin!" 

 Fur was flying, capes were torn 
 [bad word] hath no fury like a werewolf scorn. 
 Number [bad word] in this Clan 
 Slay the undead who invade your land. 
 Wolves were maimed, vampires were [bad word] 
 By furry paws in [bad word]  
 Bela Lugosi orders a blood, he said, 
 "Who let these fools in my vampire club?" 
 Emmet chucked a werewolf over his head 
 Alice saw the future and pronounced him dead 
 Jasper glittered all over the wall, so they 
 Hung him from the ceiling for a Disco Ball. 
 There was so much angst after the fight, 
 Edward and Bella broke up that night. 
 While some wolves chowed down on a puddle of food 
 That used to be some rasta vampire dude. 

 Fur was flying, capes were torn 
 [bad word] hath no fury like a werewolf scorn. 
 Number [bad word] in this Clan 
 Slay the undead who invade your land. 
 Wolves were maimed, vampires were [bad word] 
 By furry paws in [bad word]  
 Old Max Schreck orders a blood, and says: 
 "Get these shmucks out of my vampire club!" 

 It's hard to believe after all this dreck 
 Ed still hasn't bit his girlfriend's neck 
 Though she begs and pleads and pleads and begs 
 Bella is still not living dead. 
 The Cullen Clan is a peaceful bunch, 
 On Human Blood they refuse to much. 
 But a real vampire would have a hunch, 
 To never fall in love with your high school lunch! 
 Fur was flying, capes were torn 
 [bad word] hath no fury like a werewolf scorn. 
 Number [bad word] in this Clan 
 Slay the undead who invade your land. 
 Wolves were maimed, vampires were [bad word] 
 By furry paws in [bad word]  
 Christopher Lee orders a blood, and says: 
 "You'd better not sparkle in my Vampire Club!"