written by Freddie Mercury

She keeps her Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
"Let them eat cake" she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
built-in remedy
For [bad word] and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

 [bad word] 
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laserbeam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Ooh, [bad word] at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To [bad word] 
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise

 [bad word] 

Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a [bad word] cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild
She's all out to get you

 [bad word] 

Ooh, [bad word] at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try