NORWEGIAN WOOD (THIS BIRD HAS FLOWN)
(The Beatles cover)

I once had a girl or should I say, she once had me

She showed me her room, isn't it good, Norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on [bad word]  biding my time, drinking her wine

We talked until two and then she said, 'It's time for bed'

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown

So I lit a fire, isn't it good, Norwegian wood?