Mom and dad went to a show
they dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, oh no

Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone

Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meats too good

She said, well, don't you start your crying
Go outside and ride your bike
thats what I did, I killed my toad

after dinner, I had ice cream
fell asleep, and watched TV
woke up in my mother's arms

Grandma take me home
I wanna be alone