If your shower has a good amount of pressure,
If you plug your ears the water hitting your head
Sounds like a screaming school of fish
Over a crowd of people swimming from a sinking ship...

If your shower has a good amount of pressure (no matter what),
If you plug your ears the water hitting your head
Sounds like a screaming school of fish
over a crowd of people swimming from a sinking ship...

I said it sounds like a screaming school of fish
Over a crowd of people swimming from a sinking ship
(Over a crowd of people swimming from a sinking ship)...
Or a set of demons speaking through my leaking lips.

You're no ghost and you are not salt,
You're just an overactive man with a...
Then you deserve a cut for crossing the bay bridge
To pick up Nosdam from the airport.

I realize that my mind's made up.
Maybe it's coffee that [bad word] me into thinking that you're motivated,
You're clear-headed.
But I'm ready for the next leg of the trek.
I'm falling towards the target
Even if the bullseye is a bullet or a carwreck
But I'm not dust yet and I'm not fog,
I'm an average-looking man but I got a ring on my right hand
'Cause I'm a singer in a rock and roll band
It sounds pathetic but to tell the [bad word] I don't regret it.

I [bad word] your girlfriend and I'd probably do it again.
You slashed my tires and I'd hope that you would do it again.
I stole your records and I haven't even written them yet.
I lost your number and I changed all the locks.

And all I feel is guilty as [bad word] a wreck on the highway...