I’ve always said to myself 
It would be great to have another girl in the band 
girl who could sing and play vampires 
And if you’re nice I guess I could 
Let you play my Telecasters 
But if you want the Sg you’ll have to pay 
Don’t play stupid you all know who I’m talking about! 

I want Kristen Stewart in my band 
And I won’t take no for an answer 
I want Kristen Stewart in my band 
And I know she will thank me later 

We could play hippies if you want 
Go pick flowers in the mountains 
But Joan’s style suits you so well 
Sometimes Bella sometimes Tracy 
We could impress everybody 
At each Halloween party 
Now don’t think twice you know you want it so bad! 

I want Kristen Stewart in my band 
And I won’t take no for an answer 
I want Kristen Stewart in my band 
And I know she will thank me later