Accept the fact that you're second rate 
Life is easy for you 
It's all served up on a gold plated plate 
And we don't even have to talk to you 
Your face is normal that's the way you're bred 
And that's the way you're going to stay 
Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel 
But someone else's finger's on the control panel 

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother 
Zero the Hero 
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother 
Zero the Hero 
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother 
Zero the Hero 
Impossibility impossibolity mother 
Really a Hero 

You sit there watch it all burn down 
It's easy and breezy for you 
You play your life to a different sound 
No edge no edge you got no knife have you 
Your life is a six lane highway to nowhere 
You're going so fast you're never ever 
Gonna get down there 
Where the heroes sit by the river 
With a magic in their music as they eat raw liver 

You stand there captain we all look 
You really are mediocre 
You are the champion in the Acme form book 
But I think you're just a joker 
Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity 
But the luv-a-duckin'way you're walkin' around 
The city with your balls and your head full of nothing 
It's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing