Helen: So, what’s for lunch? 
Gabe: Since you were nice enough to spend your Saturday morning helping me out, I’ll make sandwiches for lunch. I know it doesn’t sound like much, but I make a mean sandwich. 
Helen: That sounds good, but you’re not going to use those cold cuts, are you? 
Gabe: I was. Why? 
Helen: Those are processed meats made with additives and a lot of sodium – definitely not what you’d want to put into your body. 
Gabe: I eat these kinds of cold cuts all the time. 
Helen: You shouldn’t if you don’t want to eat a lot saturated fat. 
Gabe: Okay, how about if I make us salads. 
Helen: Not with those greens. Unless they’re organic, they’re full of pesticides and chemicals. 
Gabe: [sighs] All right, how about if I make us healthy smoothies? 
Helen: Only if you use only fresh [bad word]  Bottled juices are full of [bad word] corn [bad word]  Yuck! 
Gabe: I’ve got a great idea. 
Helen: What? 
Gabe: You pick the restaurant and I’ll buy you lunch. 
Helen: I don’t want to put you to any trouble. 
Gabe: It’s no trouble at all. [Said under his breath] I’d do anything to get you out of my kitchen! 

Script by Dr. Lucy Tse