This is a Story of Boy meets Girl. 
The boy Tom Hanson of Margot, New Jersey, grew up believing that he'd never [bad word] be Happy until the day he Met the One. This Belief stand from early exposer to sad British pop music and [bad word] misreading of the Movie "The Graduate". 
The Girl, Summer Finn of Michigan, did not share this belief. 
Since the disintegration of her Parents Marriage, She'd only Loved two things: the first was her Long Dark Hair, the second was how easy she could cut if off and feel nothing. 
Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she's who he's been searching for. 
This is a Story of Boy meets Girl but you should know upfront this is NOT a Love Story.

They made a statue of us
And it put it on a mountain top
Now [bad word] and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs have fun, have fun

They'll name a city after us
And later say it's all our fault
Then they'll give us a talking to
Then they'll give us a talking to
Because they've got years of experience
We're living in a den of [bad word] for answers in the pages
We're living in a den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious

We wear our scarves just like a noose
But not 'cause we want eternal sleep
And though our parts are slightly used
New ones are slave labor you can keep

We're living in a den of [bad word] for answers in the pages
We're living in a den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious

They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
The [bad word] and stare at us
The sculptor's marble sends regards
They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
Our noses have begun [bad word] We're living in a den of [bad word] for answers in the pages
Were living in a den of thieves

And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious