I am the one and only,

Oh yeah!

Call me, call me by my name or call me by my number,

You put me through it,

I'll still be doing it the way I do it,

And yet, you try to make me forget,

Who I really am, don't tell me, I know best,

I'm not the same as all the rest,

 [bad word] 

I am the one and only,

Nobody I'd rather be,

I am the one and only,

You can't take that away from me

I've been a player in the crowd scene,

flicker on the big screen,

My soul embraces, one more in a million faces,

High hopes and aspirations, ideas above my station

maybe but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride

 [bad word] 

I can't wear this uniform without [bad word] 

Because you'll find out that [bad word] 

In different shapes and sizes,

No one can be myself like I can,

For this job I'm the best man,

And while this may be [bad word]  you are the one and only you!

 [bad word] - repeat to fade out