Skyler please give me a hug [bad word] kiss my mug
When you're not on my TV set
I want my ricin cigarette

I spent every Sunday night
Watching Heisenberg AKA Walter White
I even moved into a used RV
Started a business cooking rock candy

I can't believe it's going adios
What will I do without my Pollos Hermanos?
If I can't watch this goddamned TV show
I'll go crazy like Tuco
(That's tight)

Put a towel down please
So I can beg you on my knees
I'm so desperate can't you see?
I'm stealing [bad word] like Marie

I've got that Breaking Bad
Breaking Bad sadness
Series finale time
Breaking Bad sadness
Jesse's super smart when [bad word] to magnets
Oh, yeah [bad word] (Yeah magnets [bad word] 

What will I watch on TV this fall?
My only hope is that spin-off with Saul
Cause Walking Dead is just no fun
Don't get me started on Low Winter Sun

Oh, one day, my cable just went out
It was the night that Walt had shot Mike Erhmantraut
I told Time Warner to fix my cable box
Because I'm the one who knocks!

I'm not doing very well
I'm dinging on my wheelchair bell
Like Gus who was maybe [bad word] I'm gonna blow up half my face

I dream of Jesse nightly
Seems that I cannot tread lightly
Once this show goes away
I'll never have an A-1 day
(A-1 day, A-1 day)

My lady bits go up in flames
When Walt says "Say my name"
I might as well be dead
ATM on my head
I can't take the strain
So I just robbed a train
Tarantula...

Walt don't leave me like poor Jane
Choking on my own pain 
My snack for the finale?
Lily of the Valley

Don't wanna say goodbye
I'll even miss that stupid fly
You might call me an [bad word] I read all of Leaves of Grass
Keep this show on please
Or I'll go to Belize
Oh, don't go...