Hey hey, wuz’ up my man!
 Hey, wud up!
 You know, I’m trying to open this [bad word] bottle
 What?
 It won’t open!
 Ahhh…C’mon, you gotta put some pressure on it
 Check this out, right here…
 HEY!
 Pressure
 One thing stays the same…
 No matter what you do…
 Negotiating peace in the Middle East
 Or if you squeeze on yo’ [bad word]  soap machine
 You gotta…
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 You gotta…
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Pressure on it
 Do you like it when your taco gets [bad word]  baby
 Too much pressure make them shells go boom, baby
 When you’re pimpin’ up your Mona Lisa
 Easy, boy!
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Gonna show you something freaky now…
 I’m a show you, show you how…
 How it’s all related to the pressure and the pushing
 And the squeezing from your fingers…
 Now!
 (Na na na na na na na)
 (Na na na na na na na)
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Pressure on it
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 (Na na na na na na na)
 (Na na na na na na na)
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Pressure on it
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Just because your son ain’t got no legs
 It doesn’t mean he [bad word] in the Olympic Games
 With the right amount of pressure on
 [bad word] yeah, he’ll [bad word]  like a normal son
 You want your girl to try something new
 Three girls at the time sound good to you
 We both know how it’s gonna end
 I’m gonna press
 Press, press, press, press, press
 Press until I..
 All the ladies in the club do the pressure dance
 All da hustlers on the floor do the pressure hands
 Stina Beate, do the special move!
 Whoa!
 That’s a special move…
 (Na na na na na na na)
 (Na na na na na na na)
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Pressure on it
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 C’mon ladies
 (Na na na na na na na)
 Whateva, girls
 (Na na na na na na na)
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Pressure on it
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 As I was looking at the sky above
 I realized I was falling in love
 Pressure is the meaning of life
 I wanna marry it and make it my wife
 Have lots of little pressure kids
 Go on lots of little pressure trips
 To the pressure hills, watch the pressure sun, going down…
 While we’re kissin’ using pressure tongue!
 (Na na na na na na na)
 (Na na na na na na na)
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Pressure on it
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 (Na na na na na na na)
 It’s all about the pressure, ladies
 (Na na na na na na na)
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Pressure on it
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 (Na na na na na na na)
 And when you are in a hostage situation
 (Na na na na na na na)
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Pressure on it
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 (Na na na na na na na)
 You’re doing CPR on a baby’s chest
 It’s fo’ real, daug!
 (Na na na na na na na)
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 Pressure on it
 Put the right amount of pressure on it
 And I’m out!
 YEA!
 It’s all about the amount of pressure, [bad word]  Put it in
 And [bad word]  get it out
 And back in again
 And [bad word]  get it out