[Music & lyrics: Nygård]

Two lefts and a right,
Stay out of sight,
It’s been quite a night,
 [bad word] Bhang [bad word] #33;
 [bad word] through the goldsmiths’ great hall,
Past all [bad word] along the wall,
The scent of spices on stall,
“Quick! In here! Crawl!”
 [bad word] awakening,
No more bathing,
Public erection,
Gives little affection.

You need a good plan,
If you pee on the sultan,
I’ll escape this story,
In all my glory.
 [bad word] through the goldsmiths’ great hall,
Past all [bad word] along the wall,
The scent of spices on stall,
All in the raw!