All deserters will be shot
at 5 o'clock tomorrow morning
so get yourselves together
and quit messing around
No more nonsense!

The assassination occurred at 3.30
No one was there to witness it
Even the breviaries had left their tapestries on the window
And we were all silenced
by the sad mildew cloud
that followed around

I wish I was back in the land of the...
of the...
Aaahm uhm...

You can't pin that one on me
I didn't do a [bad word] thing
I was just standing there
Then a bunch of guys came up
and started laying all this [bad word] on me
Now what am I supposed to do?
I'm an American! You can't touch me!

Did you know all nuns are 42?
And their eyes are blue?
Did you know all table clothes
are white in France?
Did you know women wear underpants?
Well, they do!
How does a musician imitate 
the sound of underpants sliding 
over a woman's thighs, 
down over her ankles, 
and over her little toes?
And the rings on her toes?
And her unquipped toe nails?

Lightning [bad word] the magic purse
I didn't do a [bad word] thing, man!
I was just standing there 
in front of the 'Delicatessen' 
and all these rabbies ran up 
and a bunch of Indians and freaks 
and monsters and f.... just started ... 
mhmh... talking in all these weird languages...
What aah ... what ... could I say?

Hey, I'm tired of being a freaky musician
I wanna be Napoleon!
Let's have some more wars around here!
What a stinking, [bad word] little war we [bad word] over there
Let's get a big one!
real big one!
With a lotta killings and bombs and blood!

Schooldays...
Schooldays...
Good [bad word] days...

Schooldays...
Schooldays...
Good [bad word] days...