I live a mid-age
 And something has me really turning red
 I toss ‘em then I turn inside this bed, oh yea
 Yea I said it

 I’m unsatisfied
 With all the loan me yours and their goodbyes
 Then see ya laters [bad word] the lies
 That’s why I sigh
 
 It’s not just me I talk about
 Outrageous all the way
 All the money in the women’s world will never make him change

 Gonna drop the yellow pages
 Finally then she had a thrill
 To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
 It’s time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
 You see, I’ve got it planned
 [bad word] back as a man
 
 I’m gonna wear blue
 And find a pair of flat black leather shoes
 But shine more than a diamond, mine could do
 And add something new

 Like wear a cologne
 That says you are the man I’m gonna own
 And whispers baby, will you take me home?
 Va va va va va vum
 
 I drop a hint and then my keys
 And then I cast a net
 To catch someone who’s even searchin, night he won’t forget

 Gonna drop the yellow pages
 Finally then she had a thrill
 To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
 It’s time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
 You see, I’ve got it planned
 [bad word] back as a man

 I’ll hide behind the era from moustache
 Remove that false impression to make sure the feeling lasts
 Call me the equalizer for the girls
 And tell me baby, tell me where it hurts

 Gonna drop the yellow pages
 Finally then she had a thrill
 To dress me up and make me look like someone else instead
 It’s time for my rehearsal, the ultimate reversal
 You see, I’ve got it planned
 [bad word] back as a man