I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But [bad word] to these blue and yellow purple pills
I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin
But [bad word] to these blue and yellow purple pills

Yo, yo
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by six people and five I hit (oops)
Aww s***, I started a mosh pit
Squashed a [bad word] and stomped her foster kids (AHH!)
These 'shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losin weight
'Til I see dumb s*** start happenin
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, [bad word] on bounce
{*GUNFIRE*} I [bad word] on, bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me!)
Not weed, I meant coke, dumb [bad word] sit down
We don't bulls***, better ask around
D-12 throws the bomb and smash the town
Bizarre, your mom is passin out
Get her [bad word] on the couch 'fore she crashes [bad word] on!
 [bad word] that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Heh, hey Von you see me steppin on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid cause the X is gone
Ya I took them all dawg with some parmegan
And I think my arm is gone
Naw it's probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of [bad word] And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary a** it was a false alarm
You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on?
Yo stop actin stupid
You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new s*** (EWW!)
Yeah I think I did too much — This substance equals cups
Red pills, blue pills, and green — Big pills (that's ill), mescaline!

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But [bad word] to these blue and yellow purple pills
I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin
But [bad word] to these blue and yellow purple pills

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothe