Pikachu: Pika-Pika!
Squirtle: Squi-Squi-Squirtle!
Pikachu: Pika-Pika!
Squirtle: Squi-Squi-Squirtle!

Dexter:
Christmas - the time of year
For peace on Earth and to spread good cheer.
bash - a rocking party,
Filled with fun, where the laughter is hearty.

It's the Pokémon Christmas bash
With Team Rocket, Brock, Misty and Ash.
So without further ado
Here's a Pokémon holiday greeting for you.
 [bad word]  Who's that Pokémon at the Pokémon Christmas bash?
Who's that Pokémon?
Dexter: Team Rocket, Brock, Misty and Ash. [bad word]  Who's that Pokémon at the Pokémon Christmas bash?
Who's that Pokémon?
Squirtle: Squi-Squi-Squirtle

Brock:
I'm Brock, back on the block
From a quick little skid with Ivy's flock.
Two things on my list ain't many:
kiss from Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.

Santa please, with your Ho-Ho-Ho,
Put them both under the mistletoe.
Brock's kickin' it and it's a gas [bad word]  At the Pokémon Christmas bash!

Who's that Pokémon at the Pokémon Christmas bash?
Who's that Pokémon?
Brock: Brock's kickin' it and it's a gas. [bad word]  Who's that Pokémon at the Pokémon Christmas bash?
Who's that Pokémon?
Squirtle: Squi-Squi-Squirtle

Misty:
I'm Misty, I've got Starmie with me,
We're having fun decorating the tree.
With a twist on deck the halls,
We've got a Christmas tree full of Poké Balls!

Hey Santa, if you're really listening,
My wish list has only one thing:
Just give me one dance with Ash [bad word]  At the Pokémon Christmas bash!

Who's that Pokémon at the Pokémon Christmas bash?
Who's that Pokémon?
Misty: Just give me one dance with Ash [bad word]  Who's that Pokémon at the Pokémon Christmas bash?
Who's that Pokémon?
Squirtle: Squi-Squi-Squirtle

Ash:
I'm Ash here with Pikachu,
Merry Christmas, (Pika!) Happy New Year too!
The holidays wouldn't be the same
Without roasting chestnuts on Ash, Misty, and Brock: Charizard's flame!

Santa, can you help me go faster
To [bad word] a Pokémon Master?
Gotta catch 'em all down to the last! [bad word]  At the Pokémon Christmas bash!

Who's that Pokémon at the Pokémon Christmas bash?
Who's that Pokémon?
Ash: Gotta catch 'em all down to the last! [bad word]  Who's that Pokémon at the Pokémon Christmas bash?
Who's that Pokémon?
Squirtle: Squi-Squi-Squirtle

Jessie:
Team Rocket's doing something shocking!
This year we're going to fill your stocking!
Take a break from causing trouble! Jessie!
James:
James! And make that double.
We thought we'd change our ways
And be nice on Christmas Day.
Meowth: Team Rocket's having a blast! [bad word]  At the Pokémon Christmas bash!

Who's that Pokémon at the Pokémon Christmas bash?
Who's that Pokémon?
Brock: It's Brock!
Misty: Misty!
Ash: And Ash! [bad word]  Who's that Pokémon?
Team Rocket: Team Rocket's having a blast! [bad word]  Who's that Pokémon?
All: Happy Holidays from the Pokémon cast!
 [bad word] 
Who's that Pokémon at the Pokémon Christmas bash?
Who's that Pokémon?
Pikachu: Pika-Pika!
Squirtle: Squi-Squi-Squirtle!