It's Christmas 
time of joy and generosity 
The season of good deeds and charity 
We're inspired by the love and warmth we see 

It's easy as one, two, three when it's Christmas 
You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange 
You give someone in need a little change 
Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged 
And I gotta say... 

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice 
You're an [bad word] 
If you think the season is the reason 
You're a piece of [bad word] 
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise 
Then you're a low-life [bad word] [bad word] 

It's Christmas 
You spare a little change and make believe 
Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve 
Then you entertain yourself with gluttony 
And shopping sprees 

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice 
You're a son of a [bad word] 
If you [bad word] #39;s just in fashion 
You're a [bad word] nob 
If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better 
You're a spineless [bad word] [bad word] 

Oh, you're so pleased with yourself 
Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve 

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice 
You're an [bad word] 
If you think the season is the reason 
You're a [bad word] 
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise 
Then you're a [bad word] face 

If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice 
You're a [bad word] 
If you [bad word] #39;s just in fashion 
You're a [bad word] nob 
If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better 
You're a spineless [bad word] [bad word] 

You're a spineless [bad word] [bad word] 

Make that [bad word] change