There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene.
He's one mellow [bad word] son of a [bad word] a.

He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd.
He's one healthy [bad word] sone of a [bad word] a.

But late at night he sneaks on down to the liquor store
for a bottle of sheep dip.

Natural Joe,
got an easy flow.
Whereever he goes
they say [bad word] Joe."

Joe, he's a happy Man and he won't do you wrong.
He's one respectable son of a [bad word] a.

Now Joe ain't no patriarch,
but he's smooth with the girls.
He ain't no cahuvinistic sone of a [bad word] a.

But late at night he sneaks on down to the porno store
for a little bit of ...

Nature Joe,
he's hanging low.
Whereever he goes
they say [bad word] Joe."

There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene.
He's one mellow [bad word] son of a [bad word] a.

He don't like firearms; he don't own knives.
He's one pacifistic sone of a [bad word] a.

But late at night he eases on down to the video store
for a little bit of ...

Natural Joe,
got an easy flow.
Whereever he goes
they say [bad word] Joe."

Natural Joe,
looking slow and low.
Look there he goes.
Go Natural Joe.