Sunojee dulhan ek bat sunojee, apne naye parivar se milojee
 Tumhe milaye sabse aaj, suno sunaye sabke raj
 Hai tumhe milaye sabse aaj, suno sunaye sabke raj.....
 
 Pehle dulhan tum inse milojee, ghar ke mukhiya tumhare sasurjee
 Jinke sar pe sukhon kaa taj, dekho jara inka andaj
 Hai jinke sar pe sukho kaa taj, dekho jara inka andaj
 
 Rampur kaa basee hu mai, ramkishan hai nam
 Seedhi sadhi bolee meree, seedha sadha kam
 Ho jo bhee chaha maine, ho rab se woh paya maine
 Rampur kaa basee hu mai, ramkishan hai nam
 
 Des bides ghumkar aaya mai bhayee
 Ho mehak gaon kee mittee kee naa bisrayee
 Wahee gud chana dudh nashte me bhaye
 Ho, chhuree aur kante se khana naa aaye
 Itne par bhai...ho
 Itne par bhee hai nayee techniko
 Ko pyar se sikha maine, rampur kaa basee hu mai ramkishan hai nam
 Sidhee sadhee bolee meree, seedha sadha kam...
 
 Aao dulhan abb inse milojee, yeh hain tumharee sasu majee
 Ghar me chalta inka raj, inka khas hai ek andaj
 Hai, ghar me chalta inka raj, inka khas hai ek andaj
 
 Meraa nam mu mu mu, mu mu mu aha mu mu mu
 Tin titliya meree yar, mujhe partiyo se hai pyar
 Wah wah, wah wah, wah wah, wah wah
 
 Shopping ho ya sabji mandee, molbhav kee pakkee hu
 [bad word] keemat ho toh, [bad word] hee mai du
 Lamba meraa fasana hai, par beauty parlour jana hai - (2)
 Meraa nam mu mu mu, mu mu mu aha mu mu mu
 Pyara mujhe saj singar, umra ko goli maro yar
 Wah wah, wah wah, wah wah, wah wah
 
 Chalo dulhan abb aage badho jee, apne nanad nandoyee se milojee,
 Biwi ko yeh naa kare naraj, aashikana hai andaj
 Hai, biwi ko yeh naa karen naraj, aashikana hai andaj
 
 Radhika ke daddy jara aana, darling hukum farmana
 Kaisee hai yeh saree batana, darling fida hai yeh divana
 
 Meraa sar hai dukhta, chalo mai daba du
 Hai khana pakana, kaho mai paka du
 Kahee ghum aaye, jahan bhee kaho tum
 Dinner lenge bahar, fikar naa karo tum
 Bad me ice cream bhee khilana, darling jo chaho so mangana
 Meetha pan calcutta khilana, darling jara sa muskurana
 Jara meraa purse toh uthana, darling tumhara hai jamana.
 Darling tumhara hai jamana......
 
 Sunoji dulhan abb sambhal jaojee, chhote natkhat devar se milojee
 Bada rangila inka mijaj, shaitani inka andaj
 Hai, bada rangila inka mijaj, shaitani inka andaj
 
 Papa kehte hain bada nam karega, beta hamara aisa kam karega
 Sach sare sapne papa ke apne, karne chala mai naujawan
 
 Bholee surat dil ke khote
 Baten badee hain kam hain chhote kam hain chhote
 Aath baje tak jo sote, bade kahan log aise hote
 
 Jinki najar me ho koyee sapna, raha naa unko hosh apna hosh apna
 Chit bhee hai inakee pat bhee hai inakee, bin pendee ke yeh lote
 Baten badee hain, kam hain chhote, kam hain chhote
 Bholee surat dil ke khote, husn ke nakhre mote mote mote mote...
 
 Sunoji dulhan abb gaur karojee, apne bade devar se milojee
 Ma ke dil ke yeh sartaj, sharmeela jinka andaj
 
 Ankhiya milaye nahee, hai batiyaen nahee, banke rahe sadhu - (2)
 Kisee chehre ke kitab kaa roj, revision hai chalu
 Priti ke path me hain prembabu, [bad word] hain yeh prembabu
 
 Aise kya bane padhaiya, padh ke dekho jee saiyan
 Prem ke dhai akshar ho, jab tak tum rahe bidesee
 Meree halat thee aisee, jal bin jaise machhariya ho
 Meraa piya ghar aaya ho ramjee - (2)
 Puree ho naa ho padhayee, o papajee
 Kar do inki bhee sagayee, o mummyjee...
 
 Pyaree dulhan abb dil thamojee, kyon ke hai bari saiyajee kee
 Itna sa hai inka raj, sab se alag inka andaj
 Hai, itna sa hai inka raj, sab se alag inka andaj
 
 Khulee kitab ke jaisee hai shaksiyat inakee
 Kaun hai ghar me aisa jisko inpe naj nahee
 Suno dulhan bataye raj tumko ham inka
 Yeh aaina hain jiske dil me koyee raj nahee
 
 Chanda mama se bhee pyare, hain yeh hamare mama - (2)
 Mami jee ke aa jane se, hamko bhul naa jana
 Pyare pyare mamajee, jahan se nyare mamajee - (2)