Why doesn't she need him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say
Hey, hey, hey
And then we clash

I got my diddly spayed [x3]
I got my diddly

She laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
I wanna jump, this isn't right
Hey, when am I getting it back?

I got my diddly spayed [x3]
I got my diddly

I don't know why
I've got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a [bad word]  [bad word] 
Hear my [bad word] hate

I got my diddly spayed [x3]
I got my diddly

If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp

Bill just [bad word] me, take me anal
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the love boat
Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope
And I say look

I got my [bad word] spayed,
I got a little tail,
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
I gotta be around [bad word] 
Don't let me fall
I got a heh-heh
Well you can't live

We got my dingaling spayed [x6]
I got my dingaling spayed [x5]
I got my diddly