How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
  The one with the waggley tail
  How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
  I do hope that doggie's for sale
  
  I must take a trip to California
  And leave my poor sweetheart alone
  If he has a dog he won't be lonesome
  And the doggie will have a good home
  
  How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
  The one with the waggley tail
  How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
  I do hope that doggie's for sale
  
  I read in the papers there are robbers (roof! roof!)
  With flashlights that shine in the dark
  My love needs a doggie to protect him
  And scare them away with one bark
  
  I don't want a bunny or a kitty
  I don't want a parrot that talks
  I don't want a bowl of little fishies
  He can't take a goldfish for a walk
  
  How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
  The one with the waggley tail
  How much is that doggie in the window? (arf! arf!)
  I do hope that doggie's for sale