Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
Go F-U-C-K yourself baby.
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
The critics and the press agree.
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
J-E-F-to the R-E-Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
Uh Huh - What? - Yeah.

Slide my panties off in your Lamborghini.
TMZ just saw my coochie like I was Britney.
Be Flo Rida an spin me right round round...
But don't try to bite me like Chris Brown.
Make my bottle pop like a Pussycat Doll.
Smoked out Michael Phelps and won a gold medal.

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
Call me F-A-G, [bad word] please!
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
You can L-I-C-K my [bad word] 
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
I'm the H-O-T-S-H-I-T.
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
Uh Huh - What? - Yeah.

Flashed my taint OHH! does it turn you on?
Gave Lil Wayne a skirt an some pom poms.
They all go Lady Gaga over my throat skills...
Gave Zac Efron my poker face & left him with chills.
And 3OH!3 warned me not to [bad word] you hoes.
Sucked off Kanye West now I'm one of the bros.

Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
I'm beautiful, effortlessly.
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
I got a P.H.D. in [bad word] 
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
I S-U-C-K perfectly.
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
It's a crime to look so pre-pretty.
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
If you want my peaches, shake my tree.
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
I L-O-V-violently.
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
I'm cuter then Hello Kitty.
Ain't no [bad word] who can do it like me.
J-E-F-to the R-E-E.