Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer, I'm out the door
I'm gonna be really loud

Cuz I don't care who I [bad word] off, yeah
I'm a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert
Before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes, ah back on

Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peek of some [bad word] ..

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody f*cking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
GoodNight sweetie, sleep well-
SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN!

Now the girls are lining up
Because were [bad word] sailin
But we punch em in the mouth
If they're not Sarah Palin

Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret
Menthal cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet
WoW! WoW! WoWww...

Text s*x on my Samsung,
Not telling dad [bad word]  rung
Have  with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung
(I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung, really)

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody f*cking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the [bad word] go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold
Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he [bad word] 
Back and 17 years later you find out he's with a whole
 [bad word] family of some Spanish [bad word] and he doesn't even
Know your [bad word] name anymore-

SHUT THE [bad word] UP!
[[crying]]
I'm sorry

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my butt
Cuz I'm bloody f*cking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh

I'm mad, really bad
But don't tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a [bad word] 
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh

JUST DANCE!
BAD ROMANCE!
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh...