So [bad word] what! 

Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what

And I've been here
I've been there
I've been every [bad word] where
So what, so what

So what, so what you boring little [bad word] 
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you

Well I've sucked sweets.
I've sucked rock
I've even sucked an old man's [bad word] 
So what, so what

and I've [bad word] a sheep
I've [bad word] a goat
I've rammed my [bad word] right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little [bad word] 
Well who cares, who cares what you do
And who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you

And I've [bad word] that
I've [bad word] this
I've spewed up on a pint of [bad word] 
So what, so what

I've had scag
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little [bad word] 
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you, you

I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what

I've [bad word] this
I've [bad word] that
I've even [bad word] a schoolgirl's platt
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little [bad word] 
Well who cares, who cares about you
And who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you, you..

So [bad word] what