Whoo, alright
Yo, whoo
Alright, boys, here we go now, ah

Why should [bad word] boys get all the good seats? [bad word]  [bad word]  around)
Little girl, God gave ya two good feets for [bad word]  [bad word]  around)
Your legs are crossed and your shoe is danglin', yo

Saturday put me in the shape I'm [bad word] on baby, let's get over the street
So [bad word] great, I wanna kiss your feet

Since I was a boy, loved them high-heeled shoes [bad word]  [bad word]  around)
Just lookin' at you in 'em takes away my blues [bad word]  [bad word]  around)
I'm right behind ya, flyin' up them stairs, yo

What we do up there, I don't care
I be lovin' what I seen from here
You've got flesh colored underwear

Let's play secretary, let's have a little fun [bad word]  [bad word]  around)
I'll take dictation, you're the bossy one [bad word]  [bad word]  around)
On a desk that's just yea-high, duh

You spread your wings just like a butterfly
My god, it's almost made ya deified
I love you, baby 'cause you ain't shy
Taste so sweet, feel I been glorified

Sexless Italian actress at the Vatican [bad word]  [bad word]  around)
Confessin' to a demented clergyman [bad word]  [bad word]  around)

Esmerelda and the Hunchback of Notre Dame [bad word]  [bad word]  around)
Beauty and the Beast, Cocteau is to blame [bad word]  [bad word]  around)

Who cares what the neighbors say? [bad word]  [bad word]  around)
They gonna talk about us anyway [bad word]  [bad word]  around)

The young gravedigger and the corpse [bad word]  [bad word]  around)
I love you, baby, you're so warped