Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight
 Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight
 Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight
 Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint
 Cause I was broke but my focal point was
 This wasn’t no regular bar
 It was a spot where robots were ready to spar
 And one night Megatron rolled in
 He ordered Pennzoil
 Drank it straight from a can
 His plan was to go and get wasted again
 Standing next to Megaman with a drink in his hand

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
 Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
 Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
 Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

Now Megatron was
 Rambunctious, hoping to lay
 That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid
 He said, “Hey, baby. Can I lube your parts?
 We can put our metal together, produce a spark.”
 Now, she was praying for a man to defend her from the offender
 Her friend Bender walked in and [bad word]  clocked, socked him in he jaw
 Then he saw Dr. Robotnik
 And Robotnik was about to attack
 And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin’ “I’ll be back.”
 Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years
 Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you eve seen them?)
 Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
 Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
 Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right
 And he screamed, “It’s a robot bar fight.”
 And Robocop busted in to stop ‘em
 Started shooting at Robotnik
 Blaka! Blaka!
 Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus
 One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis
 Before Robocop could say he was sorry
 In jumped her boyfriend Wall- Wall-rolled up, pretty upset
 Took Robocop’s gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck
 And everybody ran.
 He was fixin’ to shoot at R2 and C3PO kissin’ in a booth

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
 Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
 Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
 Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)
 Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
 Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)
 Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

Once Wall-got the gat, he went crazy and snapped
 He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap
 Every single robot left in the place
 Even that goofy [bad word] from Lost in Space
 Wall-paused for a moment for a re-up
 So I fled out the back with Maria
 She wasn’t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder
 So I took her back to my home and I boned her
 Or maybe I just make all that up