Saa oya ga ne takara
Nande mou yaritai houdaiyo
Nani wo shiyou

Yonaka ja tomodachi [bad word] Terebi mou sude ni suna arashi
Souda wa konbini ikou kana?

Ni jyu you jikan (konbinien store)
Maid jyu no kyuno (konbinien store)
Gouhan kamera (konbinien store)
Kochira ata tabe masuka? (konbinien store)

Furyoo wa tamari ba (ireguchi de taburo)
Kowaku de hajikiri (ireguchi de taburo)
Koe ga kerareta (soko no onee-chan)
Nan-nan-nan-nandesuka? (no bura desu ka?)

Saa furyoo wa sugire ba
Jidou to waga watashi no tameni hira ite [bad word] Erohon [bad word] oyaji to
Narande zashi yonde kara
Nani yo kai ni kite wake janai kedo [bad word] mono sagasu

Ni jyu yon jikan (konbinien store)
Nen jyu mekyuuno (konbinien store)
Tokyo ryokin (konbinien store)
Copy wo hayaku [bad word] yo (konbinien store)

Sukuchi na [bad word] (tsukamu mukyoo no jou)
Watashi wa supping (mayu ni mo kakazuni)
Anpan kudasai (jou do iretemasu)
Ja niku manju ii wa  [bad word] 

Chotto otsuri no watashi kata Watashi no te no hira katten tsutai
Gozen ni mou bunchin gawari nideshiito oku na
Taigumi kire ni kuinoyo chotto mukashi shicau no yo
Sonna toki wa watashi kara mou shikaeshi [bad word] 
Oden kudasai (nani ni shimasuka?)
Eto-eto (nani ni shimasuka?)
Eto-eto (reji da kon de kita)
Eto-eto (hayaku kimete kure)

Tamago kudasai (tamago hitotsu)
Tamago kudasai (tamago futatsu)
Tamago kudasai (tamago mitsu)
Ii jyou de ii wa (tamago dake desu ka?)

Kofi oome ni  [bad word] 
Oikura desuka (ni jyu ku ni jyuu yen desu)
Ichiman en kara (kozen wa ne nokayo)
Ichiman en kara (kozen wa ne nokayo)
Karashi sukete yo  [bad word] 
Meshiki te irenai wa (ichini ichini [bad word] 
Toire [bad word] yo (uchi ni wa arimasen)
Anata wa doko de [bad word] no yo?  [bad word] 

Nante koto [bad word] uchi ni [bad word] wa mou owari wa sukete
Ni wa tori mo naku
Oya ga [bad word] mae ni
Ochi ni kaeranakya yabai
Konya o mata konbini ikou yo kana?

Lets go to konbinien store [3x]