Hello. Hello. My name Ludmila, yes.
I’m in Moscow, I’m Muscovite, yes.
I like to meet business man, you are business man?
You have big car? I like big car. Hello.
You have Mercedes? I like the, how do you say, SLK. No KGB.
I like men with high intellect, I want serious relationship.
You are honest man? I like honest man

Hello.
Hello.
Hello.

In Moscow very cold. Ochenj colodna.
I need fur coats. I like Bahamas, I like go Bahamas.
You like Carribean? You have been Bahamas? I liking very much.
I like travel, I like, I want Disneyland. You been to Disney land?
I like Hard Rock Cafe, take me to see Arnold Schwarzenegger.
You know him? You know Terminator? Hasta la vista, Baby!

Hello, hello! I am Ludmila.
Hello, hello! I am Ludmila

I am hostess in club, in Moscow, in Moscow.
I want to be dancer, dancing in cage, you make me lot of money, big money dancing in cage.
You know Jon Bonjovi? I like very much Jon Bonjovi
One day in club, I serve champagne to Gorbachev. Very rich man.
Red square is KGB. You want drink vodka? You like [bad word] hotel room, I have vodka!
 [bad word] hotel room? You are nice, not very fat. Do you play tennis?
I am serious person, I am kind person. I like business man, I like serious relationship.